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Matt Groening

Data de nascimento: 15. Fevereiro 1954

Matthew Abram Groening ou simplesmente Matt Groening é um cartunista, roteirista, produtor, animador e dublador norte-americano, criador das séries de televisão Os Simpsons e Futurama. Atualmente trabalha como consultor criativo de Os Simpsons, posição que mantém até hoje. Criou Lisa Simpson vegetariana porque ele mesmo é vegano . Declarou em uma entrevista de 1999 ser agnóstico.

Citações Matt Groening

„É divertido rir de americanos estúpidos“

„Deus é meu personagem de ficção predileto.“

„I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.“

„Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill“

„Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.“ The Big Book of Hell

„To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems“

„You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

Homer Simpson“

„English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.“

„Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."

Lisa Simpson“

„I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."

Homer Simpson“

„Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.“ Childhood Is Hell

„Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.“

„You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

Homer Simpson“

„I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.

Homer Simpson“

„Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.“

„Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.“

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