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Henny Youngman

Data de nascimento: 16. Março 1906
Data de falecimento: 24. Fevereiro 1998
Outros nomes: Henry Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman foi um violinista e comediante estadunidense.

Citações Henny Youngman

„A melhor maneira de controlar as calorias é a distância.“

—  Henny Youngman

No livro Não Sou Feliz, Mas Tenho Marido, de Viviana Gómez Thorpe (Letraviva).
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„O segredo de um casamento feliz é um segredo.“

—  Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
citado in "Forbes‎" - Vol. 166, Page 156, de Bertie Charles Forbes - Forbes Inc., 2000
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„Sabe o que fiz antes de me casar? Tudo o que queria.“

—  Henny Youngman

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
citado em "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Health Fair‎" - Página 163, Fred Neil - Virtualbookworm Publishing, 2002, ISBN 1589392124, 9781589392120 - 200 páginas
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„We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.“

—  Henny Youngman

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

„The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.“

—  Henny Youngman

"Forbes‎" - Vol. 166, Page 156, de Bertie Charles Forbes - Forbes Inc., 2000

„When I read about the dangers of drinking, I gave up reading“

—  Henny Youngman

Variante: When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

„I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother“

—  Henny Youngman

101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman (1976). Brochure..
Fonte: Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf

„My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.“

—  Henny Youngman

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

„My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.“

—  Henny Youngman

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

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