Variante: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Frases de Rodney Dangerfield
Data de nascimento: 22. Novembro 1921
Data de falecimento: 5. Outubro 2004
Outros nomes: رادنی دنگرفیلد, 洛尼·丹吉菲爾德, جاكوب كوهن, रॉडनी डेंजरफील्ड, رادنی دنقرفیلد
Rodney Dangerfield, nascido Jacob Cohen , foi um comediante, ator e músico americano.
Citações Rodney Dangerfield
„I tell ya, I grew up in a tough neighborhood. The other night a guy pulled a knife on me. I could see it wasn't a real professional job. There was butter on it.“
Fonte: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 16
„What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.“
Variante: What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
„I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.“
Quoted in Bob Fenster, Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life and the Pros (2005), p. 37
Variante: I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet.
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Fonte: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
Variante: I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
„A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.“
Variante: One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Actually originated with Henny Youngman..
Variante: I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
Fonte: Youngman H. 101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman, 1976. Brochure. Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf
Fonte: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 12