„my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens“

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1921 - 2004

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„I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.“

—  Rodney Dangerfield American actor and comedian 1921 - 2004

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„Bad news fly fast.“

—  Anne Brontë, livro The Tenant of Wildfell Hall

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„A rental car in Savannah, Georgia. In the middle of touring, we had a week off. I have a problem with flying, so instead of going home, my wife came to me and we rented a car and drove around. Just pulled off on some dirt roads…“

—  Brandon Flowers American indie rock singer 1981

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„I think cooking should be about fun and family. I'm not a trained chef. I don't pretend to be and I think part of my appeal is that my approach to cooking is really relaxed and not rigid. There are no rules in my kitchen.“

—  Nigella Lawson British food writer, journalist and broadcaster 1960

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„Ours is the commencement of a flying age, and I am happy to have popped into existence at a period so interesting.“

—  Amelia Earhart American aviation pioneer and author 1897 - 1937

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„Every time I try
To fly, I fall.
Without my wings,
I feel so small.“

—  Britney Spears American singer, dancer and actress 1981

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