„I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.“

—  Rodney Dangerfield, p. 59
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Rodney Dangerfield
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„That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.“

—  Barack Obama 44th President of the United States of America 1961
"Barack the Blessed" by Jim Geraghty in National Review (27 July 2004) http://www.nationalreview.com/geraghty/geraghty200407270212.asp quoting Obama on his Presidential aspirations as stated on Meet the Press the previous Sunday.

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„I think I know what you did last night. If you send me a thousand dollars, I won't tell your wife.“

—  Ted Haggard American minister 1956
Jesus Camp http://www.torontoist.com/archives/2007/01/at_five_i_got_s_1.php, retrieve January 12, 2007.

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„My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she's reading.“

—  Steve Jobs American entrepreneur and co-founder of Apple Inc. 1955 - 2011
This has appeared rather prominently on the internet, usually without indications of a source, and is often attributed to Jobs, but it was actually part of the comedy routines of Emo Philips, who used "giggles" rather than "laughs" on his comedy album Emo.

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„Do you still like having sex with your wife? How often? You must have had a better fuck than your wife? Tell me about it. I have girls coming in from Los Angeles at three o’clock. We can go upstairs and have a great time. I promise.“

—  Donald J. Trump 45th President of the United States of America 1946
Reported by Michael Wolff in Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House http://web.archive.org/web/20180107223847if_/https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSpgpeyVMAAMcS1.jpg (5 January 2018)

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„I tell my wife she is only third most important thing after My Country and My Parents.“

—  MS Dhoni Indian cricket player 1981
And dhoni doesn't make false promises either. He says it like it is. https://www.scoopwhoop.com/sports/ms-dhoni/

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„Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.“

—  David Cameron Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom 1966
Interview with Richard Bacon on XFM, 28 September 2006), as quoted in "Labour in shambles over leadership, says Cameron" in Western Mail (29 September 2006), p. 4.

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