Frases de Jerry Seinfeld

Jerome "Jerry" Allen Seinfeld é um ator e humorista dos Estados Unidos .

Fez enorme sucesso com a sitcom Seinfeld, que retratava o cotidiano de quatro amigos: Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer, George Costanza e seu homônimo Jerry Seinfeld. É considerado o melhor programa de televisão dos últimos tempos. O último episódio foi exibido em 1998 e assistido por 76 milhões de pessoas, um recorde.

✵ 29. Abril 1954
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Jerry Seinfeld Frases famosas

“Só sabemos uma coisa: será judeu.”

Jerry Seinfeld

cansado das especulações sobre o sexo do bebê que a sua mulher está esperando
Fonte:Revista ISTO É, Edição 1730

“Se não houvesse mentira, não haveria sexo.”

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld, comediante americano, sobre o escândalo Clinton-Monica Lewinsky <br class="br">Fonte: Revista Veja http://veja.abril.com.br/231298/p_012.html de 23/12/98

Jerry Seinfeld: Frases em inglês

“The biggest laugh has to come at the end.”

Jerry Seinfeld

Quoted in a video interview for The New York Times Magazine YouTube channel (20 December 2012)

“Pain is knowledge rushing in to fill a gap. When you stub your toe on the foot of the bed, that was a gap in knowledge. And the pain is a lot of information really quick. That's what pain is.”

Jerry Seinfeld

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Season 6, Episode 5: Trevor Noah http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/trevor-noah-thats-the-whole-point-of-apartheid-jerry

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”

Jerry Seinfeld

I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)

“The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later”

Jerry Seinfeld

Statement about the show Seinfeld, in &quot;Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer.&quot; at Reddit (6 January 2014) https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/jerry_seinfeld_here_i_will_give_you_an_answer/ceitvvp <br class="br">Contexto: The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later, and Larry and I to this day are surprised that it caught on as a way that people describe the show, because to us it&#x27;s the opposite of that.

“Economy is essential to all good fart.”

Jerry Seinfeld

As quoted in radio interview http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15771045 with Dave Davies, &quot;Fresh Air&quot;, NPR (30 October 2007)

“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.”

Jerry Seinfeld

Variante: A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

“What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.”

Jerry Seinfeld

I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)
Contexto: Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”

Jerry Seinfeld

"Confessions of an unromantic man," Redbook magazine, Vol. 176, Iss. 4, (Feb 1991): 62.

“Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.”

Jerry Seinfeld

I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)
Contexto: What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is there aren't many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it. "Well, Bill, the boss thinks you're the right man for the job; why don't you strip down and meet some of the people you'll be working with?"

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