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Steven Wright é ator e comediante, consta que é um dos grandes apresentadores de stand up comedy. Ganhador do Oscar e indicado para um Grammy.

✵ 6. Dezembro 1955
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Steven Wright: Frases em inglês

“I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?”

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“I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours. He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.”

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“The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.”

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“I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.”

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Variante: Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

“You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.”

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