Frases de Barbara Johnson
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Data de nascimento:4. Outubro 1947
Data de falecimento:27. Agosto 2009
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Citações Barbara Johnson
„There s only one way to deal with misery... I say Avoid it“
— Barbara Johnson
Pack Up Your Gloomies in a Great Big Box, Then Sit On the Lid and Laugh!
„Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are already taken and the ones left are running out of their metres“
— Barbara Johnson
Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death
„Smile... it kills time between disasters.“
— Barbara Johnson
Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy
„Clinical depression: The print your behind makes on the doctor’s examination table. Derange: Kitchen appliance. Usually sits right next to de fridge. Bonding: What chewing gum does between your shoe and the pavement. Repressing: What you’ll be doing to your pants after a thirteen-hour car trip. Healing process: Teaching your dog to walk beside you.2“
— Barbara Johnson
I'm So Glad You Told Me What I Didn't Wanna Hear
