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Stephen Tyrone Colbert é um apresentador, comediante, argumentista, escritor, produtor e ator americano. Ficou conhecido por apresentar o Colbert Report e hoje apresenta o Late Show with Stephen Colbert, da rede CBS, substituindo o apresentador anterior do Late Show, David Letterman. Wikipedia  

✵ 13. Maio 1964
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Stephen Colbert Frases famosas

“Não tenham medo de ser patetas. Lembrem-se, não podem ser jovens e sensatos ao mesmo tempo. Os jovens que fingem conhecer como o mundo funciona são, na sua maioria, cínicos. O cinismo disfarça-se de conhecimento, mas não podia estar mais longe disso. Porque os cínicos não aprendem nada. Porque o cinismo é uma cegueira imposta pelas próprias pessoas, uma rejeição do mundo porque temos medo que ele nos magoe ou desaponte. Os cínicos dizem sempre que não, mas dizer sim inicia as coisas. Dizer sim é deixar as coisas crescer. Dizer sim leva ao conhecimento. O "Sim" é para os jovens. Por isso, até vos acabarem as forças, digam sim.”

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Discurso de iniciação na Universidade de Knox http://www.knox.edu/colbert.xml (3 de Junho de 2006)

“Façam uma contribuição para a Wikipedia… Na era dos media toda a gente era famosa por 15 minutos. Na era da Wikipedia toda a gente pode ser um especialista em cinco minutos. E ainda há um bónus especial: podem editar a vossa contribuição para se fazerem ainda mais inteligentes.”

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Artigo na revista Wired (14 de Agosto de 2006)

“A linguagem sempre foi importante na política, mas a linguagem é incrivelmente importante para a luta política actual. Porque se se consegue estabelecer uma atmosfera onde a informação não tem significado, então não existe qualquer objectivo. O primeiro programa que fizemos há um ano foi a declaração da nossa tese: O que queremos que seja verdade é o que interessa, independentemente dos factos.”

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Entrevista à New York Magazine http://nymag.com/news/politics/22322/ (16 de Outubro de 2006)

“Sinto algum carinho pelo Nixon porque toda a gente sente carinho pela sua infância. Para dizer a verdade, não gostei dos julgamentos de Watergate porque interrompiam "Os Monstros"… Nixon foi o último Presidente liberal. Apoiou os direitos da mulher, o ambiente, o fim da obrigatoriedade militar, o envolvimento dos jovens e agora ele é o papão? O Kerry nem sequer iria conseguir fazer uma campanha com isto.”

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Entrevista à Rolling Stone http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/jon_stewart_stephen_colbert_americas_anchors/page/4 (31 de Outubro de 2006).

“O riso é o melhor remédio, mas é mais do que isso. É um conjunto inteiro de anti-bióticos e esteróides. O riso diminui o inchaço do estado psicológico da nossa nação e depois aplica-lhe um creme anti-biótico… Obviamente é um desafio fazer uma situação séria leviana mas antes isso que chorar.”

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Entrevista à Entertainment Weekly http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20006490,00.html (4 de Janeiro de 2007)

“O mercado não está acabado. O mercado ainda tem de perder mais de nove mil pontos. Dá para chegar pelo menos ao Natal.”

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Sobre a crise financeira de 2008 no The Colbert Report (6 de Outubro de 2008)

Stephen Colbert: Frases em inglês

“It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.”

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“NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ”

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“My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot… So we said, "Let's give him a promotion."”

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"Colbert spoofs cable news on Daily Show spinoff" Associated Press report (31 October 2005)

“After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.”

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“Life is chaotic and unpredictable. If a butterfly flaps its wings in
one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end of the globe to watch a Discovery Channel special on butterflies”

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Stephen Colbert livro I Am America (And So Can You!)

Fonte: I Am America

“They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.”

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“Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair!”

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Stephen Colbert livro I Am America (And So Can You!)

I Am America

“You said the war would pay for itself in fruit baskets. You said that our soldiers would march in the streets of Havana and people would shower them with bananas and cigars. That didn’t happen. Would you like to look into the camera and apologize to the American people?”

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One of his questions to President Theodore Roosevelt in his series <i>Better Know A President</i> on <i>The Colbert Report</i> http://www.nofactzone.net/?p=1788 (17 May 2006)

“While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad.”

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"A Mock Columnist, Amok", in The New York Times (14 October 2007)

“I think of him as well intentioned, poorly informed, high status idiot.”

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On his character in The Colbert Report, in an interview on 60 Minutes http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/27/60minutes/main1553506.shtml (30 April 2006)

“I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out of plastic for three cents a unit.”

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White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“Ambassador Zhou Wenzhong, welcome! Your great country [of China] makes our Happy Meals possible!”

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White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“By the way, Mr. President, thank you for agreeing to be on my show. I was just as shocked as everyone here is, I promise you. How's Tuesday for you? I've got Frank Rich, but we can bump him. And I mean bump him. I know a guy. Say the word.”

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Fonte: White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“And I just like the guy. He's a good joe. Obviously loves his wife, calls her his better half, and polls show America agrees.”

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On George W. Bush.
White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“We decided that my character had a pre-show tradition, like a ritual, which was to sing the lyrics to "I Want You To Want Me" by Cheap Trick into the mirror. Because, more than anything else, as much as he says he's bringing the truth, he just wants to be liked.”

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Parade web exclusive interview http://www.parade.com/celebrity/articles/070923-stephen-colbert.html (19 September 2007)

“Well folks, it's October and you know what that means: only a few more weeks 'til Hallowe'en when my family traditionally puts up our Christmas decorations. People come from far and wide to visit our haunted manger. We make their kids stick their hands in a spoooky bowl of Frankincense!! It's actually just spaghetti.”

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On The Colbert Report (28 September 2006). Video available at Colbert Nation http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/76103/september-28-2006/the-blitzkrieg-on-grinchitude

“Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.”

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A parody of the "Give a man a fish..." proverb alluding to the subprime mortgage crisis of the aughts on The Colbert Report (14 May 2008)

“If I want to say he didn't that's my right, and now, thanks to Wikipedia — it's also a fact.”

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On the ownership of slaves by George Washington, on The Colbert Report (31 July 2006).

“After acting for so many years, do you know who you are anymore? Because actors are liars basically, you lie about who you are to an audience.”

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Stephen Colbert to Viggo Mortensen, The colbert Report September 18, 2014

“Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass, is my point. But I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash.”

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White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.”

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White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the Decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know — fiction.”

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White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“Mayor Nagin is here from New Orleans, the chocolate city… Mayor Nagin, I'd like to welcome you to Washington D. C., the chocolate city with a marshmallow center, and a graham cracker crust of corruption. It's a Mallomar I guess is what I'm describing.”

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White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face. Is he really not here tonight? Dammit.”

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Expressing his awe at being so close to the president.
White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“I've got a theory about how to handle these retired generals causing all this trouble: Don't let them retire! Come on, we've got a stop-loss program; let's use it on these guys. I've seen Zinni and that crowd on Wolf Blitzer. If you're strong enough to go on one of those pundit shows, you're strong enough to stand on a bank of computers and order men into battle. Come on.”

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White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

“That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works.”

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White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

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