„Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass, is my point. But I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash.“

—  Stephen Colbert, White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
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When once it is within thee.“

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„Fill all the glasses there, for why
Should every creature drink but I?
Why, man of morals, tell me why?“

—  Abraham Cowley British writer 1618 - 1667
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