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Sidney Joseph Perelman

Data de nascimento: 1. Fevereiro 1904
Data de falecimento: 17. Outubro 1979

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Citações Sidney Joseph Perelman

„O amor não é o lamento moribundo de um violino longínquo - é o rangido triunfante das molas da cama.“

„I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.“

„The main obligation is to amuse yourself.“

„You'll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door because I'll be
working pretty late on the secret of making myself invisible, which may take me almost until eleven o'clock.“

„Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin.. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring“

„If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted.“

„The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.“

„A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn’t know enough to stay in the city.“

„One stifling summer afternoon last August, in the attic of a tiny stone house in Pennsylvania, I made a most interesting discovery: the shortest, cheapest method of inducing a nervous breakdown ever perfected. In this technique..., the subject is placed in a sharply sloping attic heated to 340 F and given a mothproof closet known as the Jiffy-Cloz to assemble.“ The Most Of S.J.Perelman