Frases de Sarah Silverman
Data de nascimento: 1. Dezembro 1970
Sarah Kate Silverman é uma comediante de stand-up, atriz e escritora dos Estados Unidos.
Sua linha de comédia lida com tópicos como sátira, tabus sociais e assuntos controversos como racismo, sexismo e religião. Sarah estrela e produz o The Sarah Silverman Program, que estreou em 1 de fevereiro de 2007 no canal de televisão Comedy Central.
Citações Sarah Silverman
„You look like my friend Debbie. That's really weird … do you get that a lot? — It's sad, though, 'cause you know, we're not really friends anymore. But, uh, it's not your fault. Seriously, it was 'cause she's, um … not "born again Christian" … oh!“
Comments to a member of the audience, in "Sarah Silverman-Early Standup (1992) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEb-sXmcMLE
To Courtney Love on her Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson (14 August 2005)
„I got jury duty … and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks."“
And who doesn't?
The Conan O'Brien Show (11 July 2001) In the original joke, Silverman had said "niggers" instead of "chinks", the network asked her to change it from the first to the latter. The network and O'Brien then apologized for airing this statement, Silverman did not, stating that it was plainly satirizing the racist thought process.
„I’ll take this opportunity to answer one of the most repeated questions: why didn’t I choose to depict Mohammed having sex? The answer is simple. I don’t want to get blown up with explosives. I’m afraid of angering Muslims, but not afraid of angering Jews and Christians. So I chose to depict the Judeo-Christian God instead. It seems extremely obvious to me, but so many people asked.“
— Sarah Silverman, livro The Bedwetter
The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee (2010). Referring to a sketch on The Sarah Silverman Program in which her character slept with God.
„On the law that requires women to wait twenty-four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really wanted an abortion, but then I thought about it and it turned out I was just thirsty.“
Jesus Is Magic (2005)
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„I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.“
To Pamela Anderson on the Comedy Central Roast (14 August 2005)
„Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move? I'm gonna need a quick answer on this.“
6 July 2009 tweet https://twitter.com/sarahksilverman/status/2509815140 on Twitter ( archived http://archive.is/uI8Lf)
„I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love. Jesus' words have become so perverted over time — it's been like a game of telephone. If he existed, Jesus would fuckin' kill himself.“
Interview with boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel for Esquire magazine (January 2007)
„I love you more than bears love honey,
I love you more than Jews love money,
I love you more than Asians are good at math.
I love you even if it's not hip,
I love you more than black guys don't tip,
I love you like Puerto Ricans need baths.“
Jesus Is Magic (2005)
In response to the DJ playing Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" as her intro. Holllywood Improv