Frases de Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner é uma escritora e comediante estadunidense.

✵ 17. Setembro 1953   •   Outros nomes Rita Rudnerová
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Rita Rudner frases e citações

“Homens que fizeram piercing na orelha são mais preparados para se casar. Sabem o que é sentir dor e já compraram jóias.”

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry
citada em "Glibquips: funny words by funny women‎" - Página 98, de Rosalind Warren, Roz Warren, Kris Kovick - Publicado por Crossing Press, 1994, ISBN 0895946688, 9780895946683 - 171 páginas

Rita Rudner: Frases em inglês

“We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.”

When Dr. Katz asks whether she and her husband have discussed children
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, "Real Estate" [2.02], 29 October 1995

“I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.”

Essay 42: "Fillings Nothing … More Than Fillings", p. 151
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)

“To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”

On pregnancy
Essay 2: "How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up 'Til Noon"?, p. 6
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
Fonte: [Rudner, Rita, Naked Beneath My Clothes, 1992, Viking Penguin, New York, ISBN 0-670-84462-4, 162 pp.]

“I don't even know how this word came into being: "aerobics."”

I guess gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge ten dollars an hour, we can't call it 'jumping up and down'."
Essay 4: "Survival of the Fattest", p. 18
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)