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George Ouzounian, mais conhecido pela alcunha Maddox, é um humorista americano que reside em Woods Cross, estado do Utah. O descendente de arménios é o criador de um popular site de humor a que chamou The Best Page in the Universe. Maddox é licenciado em Matemática pela Universidade do Utah. A sua alcunha "Maddox" vem do nome de um anime dos anos 80 chamado Madox 01. Wikipedia  

✵ 27. Março 1978
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“Toda vez que recebo e-mail de crianças de 12 anos, meu coração se aquece ao mesmo tempo que minha tecla "delete" se desgasta.”

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“Como é possível um filme ser "um dos melhores"? Só há como ter um "melhor" filme. Dizer que alguma coisa é "uma das melhores" é idiota e sem sentido porque tecnicamente, qualquer coisa que não seja "a pior" pode ser considerada "uma das melhores". Imagine só: mais uma expressão vazia usada por gente de marketing. Quero socar a garganta de alguém.”

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“6 - Você se dá conta de que se 10 milhões de pessoas assistiram a "Titanic" uma vez, cada uma delas desperdiçou 3 horas de suas vidas. Se cada pessoa vive em média 70 anos, isso significa que 3.424 horas – ou 49 vidas – foram desperdiçadas assistindo a esse filme. James Cameron efetivamente assassinou 49 pessoas. (Não é exatamente um motivo pra chorar, a menos que você seja um dos idiotas que viu Titanic)”

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“Isso me lembra do quanto odeio bebês. Por que todo mundo quer salvá-los? Já temos bebês demais. Não estou dizendo que deveríamos matar todos, mas se você está banhando seu bebê e o telefone toca... bem, ninguém vai julgar. Além disso, talvez você ganhe brownies de graça no funeral; e brownies são do caralho.”

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“Não é que eu seja o maioral. É que todo mundo é mais bosta do que eu. Todo mundo é uma bosta e quem for menos bosta, reina.”

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“Foi como se o Rambo lhes tivesse enviado cartões de Natal, mas em vez de cartões, era assassinato.”

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“It simultaneously warms my heart and wears my delete key when I get emails from twelve-year-olds.”

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“"How can a movie be "one of the best"? There's only one "best" movie, so saying something is "one of the best" is stupid and doesn't make sense. Technically any movie that's not the worst could be considered "one of the best." Imagine that, another empty phrase used by marketing people. I want to punch someone in the throat."”

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Hollywood: still out of ideas? How about another black-guy-meets-white-guy comedy http://maddox.xmission.com/cop_movie.html
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“6. You realize that if 10 million people saw the movie once, each wasting 3 hours of their lives, that 30 million hours have been wasted, and that if each person lived an average of 70 years, 3,424 years, or 49 lives will have been wasted watching the Titanic. James Cameron has effectively murdered 49 people. (Not necessarily a reason to cry, but it is to a sap that saw Titanic in the first place).”

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Reasons to cry during the movie "Titanic" http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cry_titanic.
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“Most of the screen on a blog is blank for an imaginary populace of readers still using 640x480 resolution. I didn't buy a 19" monitor to have 50% of its screen realestate pissed away on firing white pixels, you assholes.”

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If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish.
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“Don't you retards think before you click "Send" that maybe someone on the other end is actually going to read your stupid, malformed emails some day? It's almost like there's a record full of incomprehensible bullshit playing in your mind 24/7, and you put the needle down randomly and whatever it picks up, you just type it up in an email and shoot it off to me, usually mid-sentence.”

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I am a genius, you are not. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=your_stupid_ideas
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“(introduction) "this page is about my opinions. if you disagree, you have a right to your opinion and i can respect that."”

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One of the Better Pages in the Universe. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=april_fools04
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“New rule: if your state has more cows than people, you don't get to be a state anymore.”

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Idaho blows http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows
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“General Grievous," a bad guy so sinister, his very name stands for PAIN AND SUFFERING. Nice job assholes… Why not just call all your characters "Evil" and "Bad" next time?”

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Star Wars Episode III: a steaming pile of Sith http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3
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“…'SummerGrl19?' Very clever handle by the way, the only way you could make it any more unoriginal or cliche would be to add the words 'happy, cute' or 'princess' to the name.”

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Bullshit Hate Mail http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1#MARATHON.
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“That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule.”

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“It's not that I rule, it's that everyone else sucks more than I do. We all suck, and whoever sucks the least is king.”

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Whoever Sucks the Least is King: An Interview with Maddox http://www.poindexteronline.com/old/www/text/archives/00000078.html
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“Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.”

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When is the last time a whale did anything for you? http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=whales_suck
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“"The theme song states "YOU GOT THE POWER TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE… YOU GOT THE POWER TO MAKE A CHANGE." Wow, thank you MTV, for making me feel empowered and independent, like only a multinational media conglomerate can."”

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I hate Cameron Diaz http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin
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“This car just looks terrible; it looks like it was designed by a blind child with arthritis. In a coma.”

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on the Honda Element
Proof that wealth can't buy class: the top four ugliest cars on the road. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars
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“Fernando is wanted for 'murder with a deadly weapon' according to the FBI website. As opposed to being wanted for murder with a non-deadly weapon?”

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“(introduction) This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong.”

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The Best Page In The Universe. http://maddox.xmission.com/
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“There are only three reasons you should ever be this delighted about anything, and all of them involve you being a hot chick, meeting me, and lube.”

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“Thank you Joe Nobody for giving me your expert opinion on what missile sounds like, because gas station superintendents are usually the best people to ask about the sonic signature of ballistic missile thrust.”

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“I was going to write about how I was going to take away women's right to vote, but that one is pretty obvious since nobody wants women to vote, except for women, and they don't count.”

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Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=regressive
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“The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.”

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Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
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“Look out pop-culture! Bono has had enough of 'romantic love'.”

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The eleven worst songs of 2004 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst
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“I've got pissing people off down to a science.”

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“It was like Rambo sent them all Christmas cards, but instead of cards it was murder.”

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Astrology is bullshit. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=astrology
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“"This sounds like the soundtrack of a coma." (On U2's song One Step Closer)”

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“What the hell is "partly cloudy" supposed to mean? When is it not partly cloudy? … Just tune into a weather forecast. Chances are you'll hear the phrase at least 3 or more times.”

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Meteorologist my ass! http://maddox.xmission.com/weather.html
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“There aren't many things I don't want to experience in life, but the sensual caress of a parent going through mid-life crisis is one of them.”

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“The earth's population is about 6 billion. At 15 minutes per person, that amounts to over 171,000 years we'd have to spend just sitting around watching people be "famous.”

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To hell with that."
I wonder if Jenny Jones can come up with a topic that rhymes with "canceled." http://maddox.xmission.com/jenny_canceled.html
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