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George Ouzounian

Data de nascimento: 27. Março 1978

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George Ouzounian, mais conhecido pela alcunha Maddox, é um humorista americano que reside em Woods Cross, estado do Utah. O descendente de arménios é o criador de um popular site de humor a que chamou The Best Page in the Universe. Maddox é licenciado em Matemática pela Universidade do Utah. A sua alcunha "Maddox" vem do nome de um anime dos anos 80 chamado Madox 01.

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„If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.“

—  Maddox
Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things

„There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living.“

—  Maddox
Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

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„There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught.“

—  Maddox
We know you're a cranky bitch, you don't need the bumper sticker. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stupid_bitch

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„I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.“

—  Maddox
Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things

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