Frases de Lewis Black
Data de nascimento: 30. Agosto 1948
Lewis Niles Black é um comediante de stand-up, autor, dramaturgo, critico social e ator americano. Ele ficou reconhecido por seu estilo agressivo de comédia, que muitas vezes inclui simulação de um colapso mental, ridicularização da história, crítica política, religião, tendências e fenômenos culturais.
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Citações Lewis Black
„A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!“
— Lewis Black
Context: The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, "I've got a really bad idea." And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, "And I can make it shittier."
„There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually... start to gag. And they put Soy Milk in with my Moo-Cow fuck milk, and it doesn't belong there, because we all know there's no such thing as Soy milk 'cause there's no soy titty, is there?“
— Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith