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Joan Rivers

Data de nascimento: 8. Junho 1933
Data de falecimento: 4. Setembro 2014
Outros nomes: Joan Riversová

Joan Rivers, nome artístico de Joan Alexandra Molinsky , foi uma atriz, comediante e apresentadora de televisão estadunidense. Rivers era conhecida por seus maneirismos ríspidos e por sua voz rouca com forte sotaque nova-iorquino.

Frequentou a Connecticut College entre 1950 e 1952, e graduou-se na Barnard College em 1954 com um título de Bacharel em Artes; ela foi membro da Phi Beta Kappa.

Citações Joan Rivers

„It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.“

—  Joan Rivers

Reported in The Quotable Quote Book (Carol Publishing Group, 1990), p. 258

„If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.“

—  Joan Rivers

„I'm Jewish. I don't work out.."


As quoted in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000), p. 101
Variante: I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

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„I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."“

—  Joan Rivers

As quoted in R. Byrne, Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1987)

„Looking fifty is great—if you're sixty.“

—  Joan Rivers

As quoted in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000), p. 21

„[Catchphrase:] Can we talk?“

—  Joan Rivers

Quoted in Wash. Post (24 Aug. 1982), as reported in The Yale Book of Quotations (2006), p. 638

„My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.“

—  Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers on BBC 2 (23 February 1990), as reported in The Quotable Jewish Woman (2004), by E. Partnow, p. 179

„Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.“

—  Joan Rivers

As quoted in R. Byrne, Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1987)

„There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.“

—  Joan Rivers

Quoted in L.A. Times (10 May 1974), as reported in The Yale Book of Quotations (2006), p. 638

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