Groucho Marx: Frases em inglês

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

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“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

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“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”

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“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

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“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

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“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

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“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”

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“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”

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“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”

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“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”

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“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

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“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

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“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”

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“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”

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“The only real laughter comes from despair.”

Groucho Marx livro The Groucho Letters

“Room service? Send up a larger room."

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“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”

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“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”

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“I’ll put off readingfor six more years until she turns 18.”

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