Groucho Marx: Frases em inglês (página 2)

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”

“Time wounds all heels.”

“I don't have a photograph. I'd give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.”

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”

“Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.”

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”

“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”

“She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Was that you or the duck?”

“Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!”

“All geniuses die young.”

“I'll teach you to kick me…'
You don't need to teach me--I already know how!”

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”

“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)”

“This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”