Groucho Marx: Frases em inglês (página 2)

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”

“Time wounds all heels.”

“I don't have a photograph. I'd give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.”

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”

“Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.”

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”

“She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”

“With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”