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Dylan Moran

Data de nascimento: 3. Novembro 1971

Dylan William Moran é um comediante, ator e autor irlandês, ganhador de dois prêmios BAFTA e um Prêmio Perrier de comédia. Ele é mais famoso pela sua comédia de observação, o sitcom Black Books do qual é coautor, e pelos seus trabalhos com Simon Pegg em Shaun of the Dead e Run Fatboy Run. Moran normalmente aparece em apresentações de comédia, tanto nacionais quanto internacionais, incluindo o Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Festival de Comédia de Montreal Just for Laughs, Festival Internacional de Melborne de Comédia e o Festival de Comédia Kilkenny.

Citações Dylan Moran

„Quando você diz a uma criança "Hora de ir dormir, agora é hora de ir dormir" não é isso que que a criança ouve. O que ela ouve é "Vá e deite no [escuro] por horas. Por horas. E não se mexa. Eu estou trancando a porta agora."“

—  Dylan Moran

When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'
Dylan Moran; Like, Totally (2006)

„Would you like red or white wine with your piece of vulcanised lizards cock from the moon? How about an extra bread roll, there to dip in your otter vomit pate?“

—  Dylan Moran

And you're going, "Red or white wine, well, what would you like, darling? I don't know, what would you like?", all to block out the thought that's in your mind which is - "We're gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, right now. The plane is made of metal, the wings are made of metal, we're all eating, and I'm the only non-terrorist aboard, we're all going to die."
On travelling by aeroplane.
Like, Totally (2006)

„Or Berlusconi, in Italy, right; the envy of the world, Italy, in terms of history, art and culture, 98 different political parties, and they still managed to elect him!“

—  Dylan Moran

He’s so fucking crooked he sleeps on a spiral staircase! So thoroughly corrupt, every time he smiles an angel gets gonorrhoea! He's had so many face-lifts, his face has moved to the top of his head, you have to get on a step-ladder to watch him lie!
On Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi.
What It Is (2009)

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„Your nose hair… which is grey… is in my eye.“

—  Dylan Moran

On how to hurt the ones you really love.
Like, Totally (2006)

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