Frases de Doug Stanhope
Data de nascimento: 25. Março 1967
Outros nomes:Стенхоуп, Даг
Douglas "Doug" Stanhope é um comediante de stand-up americano.
Ele é conhecido pela comédia ácida, sem-limites e comédia negra; Hoje é considerado um dos melhores comediantes da modalidade que pratica há 23 anos.
Citações Doug Stanhope
„You know the funny thing about child pornography: [... ] the lack of credits at the end. No ego on that side of Hollywood, is there? “Who did the editing on this film, it's seamless! I want to use him on my independent documentary”— but no names. Not even a nom de plume. Some people are in it just for the art.“
„Wanting more. Having your cake or eating your cake are fine. Not even wanting cake is where you get fucked.“
— Doug Stanhope
When asked, "What would constitute 'complete happiness' to Doug Stanhope (you)?" Doug Stanhope interview http://markprindle.com/stanhope-i.htm, MarkPrindle.com, 2007
„[in regards to the subway breakfast sandwich not being available after 11AM] I'll go "Uh, hey man, uh gimme an egg and cheese", and the kid will say, "I'm sorry, sir, it's after 11, we put all that stuff away." You didn't put it away... it's in the second green cabinet, it's right there. This place is as big as a photo-mat, there is no "away" in the building, you don't own "away". There's no Brink's truck that pulls up at 11:02 and yanks out the eggs under armed guard.“
„Whether the reasoning for these laws is insurance costs, more opportunities for random taxation through traffic stops, curbing lost production or any other justification that could be offered, the bottom line is that it isn't governments place. You own your body. No legislation should infringe on that.“
— Doug Stanhope
On legislation against drug use, driving without a seatbelt, and motorcycling without a helmet. Doug Stanhope interview http://markprindle.com/stanhope-i.htm, MarkPrindle.com, 2007