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Phil Soltanec, mais conhecido como Emo Philips é um ator, produtor, e artista americano.

Frequentou a escola na cidade de Downers Grove, no Illinois. Wikipedia  

✵ 7. Fevereiro 1956
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“Eu costumava pensar que o cérebro era o mais poderoso órgão no meu corpo. Só então percebi quem estava me dizendo isso.”

Emo Philips

I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in the ... I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in the body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
citado em Words from the Wise: Over 6,000 of the Smartest Things Ever Said‎ - Página 64, de Rosemarie Jarski - Skyhorse Publishing, 2007, ISBN 160239136X, 9781602391369 - 592 páginas

Emo Philips: Frases em inglês

“Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.”

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Emo Philips

Voted 44th funniest joke of all time in "The 75 Funniest Jokes of All Time" in GQ magazine (June 1999)
E=MO² (1985), Die, heretic!