“Abençoados sejam os submissos, pois a eles diremos "Lindos meninos".”
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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Christopher Moore Frases famosas
“Ah, já entendi - disse eu. - É uma parábola. Que giro. Vamos comer.”
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
“Ninguém é perfeito… Ou por outra, este tipo era mas nós matámo-lo.”
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
“Serão todas as mulheres mais fortes e melhores do que eu?
- Sim - respondeu ele.”
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Christopher Moore: Frases em inglês
Christopher Moore livro Fool
Fonte: Pocket (Black Fool)
“She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.”
Christopher Moore livro Bloodsucking Fiends
Fonte: Bloodsucking Fiends
“Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".”
Christopher Moore livro Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Fonte: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”
Christopher Moore livro Practical Demonkeeping
Author's Blessing
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
Fonte: Practical Demonkeeping
Contexto: If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.
Christopher Moore livro Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Fonte: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
“He has the attention span of a hummingbird.”
Fonte: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
“The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.”
Christopher Moore livro Practical Demonkeeping
Fonte: Practical Demonkeeping
Christopher Moore livro Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Fonte: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Christopher Moore livro Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Fonte: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Fonte: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
“I think I'm what they call a never-was.”
Christopher Moore livro The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
Fonte: The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
“All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?”
Fonte: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
Christopher Moore livro Coyote Blue
Fonte: Coyote Blue