“Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.”
Fonte: Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
Chelsea Joy Handler é uma atriz, apresentadora de televisão, comediante e escritora estadunidense. Handler apresenta o talk show Chelsea Lately, da rede de telelevisão por assinatura E!. Atualmente, a comediante tem seu próprio show na Netflix. Em 2009, venceu o Bravo A-List Award. Ela também escreve colunas nas revistas Cosmopolitan e NOW. Em 2010, foi apresentadora oficial do MTV Video Music Awards. Wikipedia
“Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.”
Fonte: Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)
“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“My father has a high opinion of his opinion”
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
“I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”
Fonte: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
“I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”
Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands