Frases de Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Joy Handler é uma atriz, apresentadora de televisão, comediante e escritora estadunidense. Handler apresenta o talk show Chelsea Lately, da rede de telelevisão por assinatura E!. Atualmente, a comediante tem seu próprio show na Netflix. Em 2009, venceu o Bravo A-List Award. Ela também escreve colunas nas revistas Cosmopolitan e NOW. Em 2010, foi apresentadora oficial do MTV Video Music Awards. Wikipedia  

✵ 25. Fevereiro 1975   •   Outros nomes چلسی هندلر, تشيلسي هاندلر, 雀兒喜·漢德勒, 切尔西·汉德勒, 切爾西·漢德勒
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Chelsea Handler: Frases em inglês

“Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.”

Chelsea Handler Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

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“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her.”

That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”

Chelsea Handler livro Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.”

Chelsea Handler livro Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”

Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“My father has a high opinion of his opinion”

Chelsea Handler livro Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”

Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.”

Chelsea Handler livro Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Fonte: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”

Chelsea Handler livro Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

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“I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”

Fonte: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands