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Charlton "Charlie" Brooker é um roteirista, satirista e comentarista britânico. Ele é o criador da aclamada série antológica Black Mirror.

Além de escrever para programas como Black Mirror, Brass Eye, The 11 O'Clock Show e Nathan Barley, Brooker apresentou vários programas de televisão britânicos, como Screenwipe, Gameswipe, Newswipe, Weekly Wipe e 10 O'Clock Live. Ele também escreveu Dead Set, um drama de terror de cinco partes que foi nomeado ao prêmio de Melhor Série Dramática de 2009 pelo BAFTA. Ele escreveu peças de comentário para o The Guardian e é um dos quatro diretores criativos da produtora Zeppotron, da Endemol.O estilo do humor de Brooker é profano e muitas vezes controverso, com elementos surreais e um consistente pessimismo satírico. Ele ganhou o prêmio de Colunista do Ano de 2009 no British Press Awards, o prêmio de Melhor Programa de Entretenimento de 2010 da Newswipe da Royal Television Society e recebeu três British Comedy Awards. Wikipedia  

✵ 3. Março 1971
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Charlie Brooker Frases famosas

“Mulheres, porque é que ainda não mandam no mundo? Francamente, estou desiludido convosco. Os homens ainda são demasiado dominantes para o bem deles e, consequentemente, fizeram uma porcaria encharcada de testosterona de tudo: política, economia, religião, ambiente… está tudo numa confusão forjada pelos homens.”

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Women - why aren't you running the world yet? Frankly I'm disappointed in you. Men are still far too dominant for their own good, and consequently we've made a testosterone-sodden pig's ear of just about everything: politics, the economy, religion, the environment ... you name it, it's in a gigantic man-wrought mess.
The Hell of it All https://books.google.pt/books?id=HHip43o_sMsC&pg=PA358&lpg=PA358&dq=%E2%80%9CWomen+-+why+aren%27t+you+running+the+world+yet?+Frankly+I%27m+disappointed+in+you.+Men+are+still+far+too+dominant+for+their+own+good,+and+consequently+we%27ve+made+a+testosterone-sodden+pig%27s+ear+of+just+about+everything:+politics,+the+economy,+religion,+the+environment+...+you+name+it,+it%27s+in+a+gigantic+man-wrought+mess.%E2%80%9D&source=bl&ots=2OFonId0mN&sig=JIzTf3nAljRIjGRLPxAdQztDlIM&hl=pt-PT&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiqyMaWi_TaAhXF6aQKHbtCD58Q6AEIMjAB#v=onepage&q=%E2%80%9CWomen%20-%20why%20aren't%20you%20running%20the%20world%20yet%3F%20Frankly%20I'm%20disappointed%20in%20you.%20Men%20are%20still%20far%20too%20dominant%20for%20their%20own%20good%2C%20and%20consequently%20we've%20made%20a%20testosterone-sodden%20pig's%20ear%20of%20just%20about%20everything%3A%20politics%2C%20the%20economy%2C%20religion%2C%20the%20environment%20...%20you%20name%20it%2C%20it's%20in%20a%20gigantic%20man-wrought%20mess.%E2%80%9D&f=false

“Quando digo às pessoas que sou misantropo, elas reagem como se fosse uma coisa má, as idiotas. Eu vivo em Londres, por amor de Deus. Por acaso passaram pela Oxford Street recentemente? A misantropia é o que nos faz sobreviver. Não é um defeito, é uma aptidão.”

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Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have you walked down Oxford Street recently? Misanthropy's the only thing that gets you through it. It's not a personality flaw, it's a skill.
Creator Spotlight: Charlie Brooker; como citado in Grammar Girl's 101 Words to Sound Smart - Página 66 https://books.google.com.br/books?id=D6nEzi1GrrMC&pg=PA66, Mignon Fogarty - St. Martin's Press, 2011, ISBN 142995129X, 9781429951296, 128 páginas

“A teoria da evolução de Darwin é simples, bonita, majestosa e inspiradora. Porém, uma vez que contradiz os disparates alegóricos de um monte de livros fantasiosos antigos, é atacada desde o primeiro dia. É um azar para Darwin. Se a Bíblia tivesse uma passagem que dissesse que a gravidade existe porque Deus puxa os objetos para o chão com fios mágicos invisíveis, também ainda estaríamos a debater o Newton com idiotas.”

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Darwin's theory of evolution was simple, beautiful, majestic and awe-inspiring. But because it contradicts the allegorical babblings of a bunch of made-up old books, it's been under attack since day one. That's just tough luck for Darwin. If the Bible had contained a passage that claimed gravity is caused by God pulling objects toward the ground with magic invisible threads, we'd still be debating Newton with idiots too..”
The Guardian, 2 de ago 2008, Charlie Brooker's screen burn https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2008/aug/02/television.television

“No século XVIII, uma revolução do pensamento, conhecida como o Iluminismo, tirou-nos da superstição e brutalidade da Idade Média e levou-nos para uma era moderna de ciência, racionalismo e democracia. Alterou tudo. Se não fosse o Iluminismo, não estaria a ler isto agora. Estaria vestido com uma bata a atirar nabos a uma bruxa. Sim, o Iluminismo foi um dos progressos mais importantes desde a invenção da roda. E é por isso que estamos a tentar dar cabo disso tudo.”

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“Quando o nosso trabalho aparece num fórum público como este, um dos efeitos secundários é receber e-mails constantes de pessoas a pedir-me conselhos sobre como conseguir trabalho na área da escrita, presumivelmente assumindo que, se um cabeça oca salivante como eu é capaz de ir ganhando a vinda a dar patadas a um teclado sem qualquer tipo de astúcia, há esperança para todos.”

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"One of the side-effects of having your work appear in a public forum such as this is that people often email me asking for advice on how to break into writing, presumably figuring that if a drooling gum-brain like me can scrape a living witlessly pawing at a keyboard, there's hope for anyone."
The Guardian, 16 de agosto de 2010, Forget those creative writing workshops. If you want to write, get threatened https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/aug/16/charlie-brooker-writing-deadlines

“Isto é o mundo real, estúpido. Devíamos estar a resolver problemas, não a tapar os ouvidos e a cantar canções sobre fadas.”

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"This is the real world, stupid. We should be solving problems, not sticking our fingers in our ears and singing about fairies."
The Guardian, 2 de ago 2008, Charlie Brooker's screen burn https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2008/aug/02/television.television

Charlie Brooker: Frases em inglês

“Well, babies are notoriously foul-mouthed. [shot of Charlie pointing at a doll] This one just called Derek a prick!”

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Screenwipe S2E2
On Derek Ogilvy, the "Baby Mind Reader", apparently reading a baby's mind and finding it is swearing
Screenwipe

“I won't get over that in a hurry: my least favourite atrophied Hazel McWitch lookalike in the world, singing "I just want to make love to you", right there on primetime telly. She has to be the only person on Earth who can take a lyric like that and make it seem like a blood-curdling threat without changing any of the words.”

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On Gillian McKeith singing
[Screen Burn, http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columnists/story/0,,1788457,00.html, The Guardian, 3 June 2006, 2007-08-19]
Guardian columns, Screen Burn

“The second Transformers movie came out this year. I didn't fight for a ticket. I'd caught the first one by accident. It was like being pinned to the ground while an angry dishwasher shat in your face for two hours. Any human dumb enough to voluntarily sit through a second helping of that unremitting fecal spew really ought to just get up and leave the planet via the nearest window before their continued presence does lasting damage to the gene pool.”

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The Guardian, 3 August, 2009 http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/aug/03/hollywood-ideas-charlie-brooker
Guardian columns

“Early on, presenter Mark Evans observes that a snake is essentially just "one massive tube with a head at the end", which, coincidentally, is also how he might describe his genitals to an audience of blind women in a hypothetical situation I've just invented in which hen nights for the visually impaired are held in special strip clubs where naked men describe their bodies in time to disco music. For what it's worth, I don't know what I'm going on about, either”

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Discussing Inside Nature's Giants 12 jUNE 2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/jun/12/charlie-brooker-screen-burn
Guardian columns, Screen Burn

“Even if the Jabscreen 4 was reportedly biting users' ears off and spitting them into a ditch, every Jabscreen 3 user is going to wind up buying one anyway.”

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The Guardian 5 July 2010. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jul/05/iphone-4-apple-new
Guardian columns

“Balls to aspiration, it's a tosser's mirage.”

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Screenwipe S2E1
Discussing "aspirational" programming and its ill effects
Screenwipe

“I'll stop calling it the iPhone right now. Instead, for the remainder of this article, it'll be known as the Jabscreen. A better name in any case.”

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Guardian columns

“God has far better things to do than creating self-important little species such as ours. He's got wars, deaths, disasters and diseases to ignore for starters. And a fair bit of not-exist-ing-at-all to be getting on with.”

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The Guardian, 4 December 2006, When it comes to psychics, my stance is hardcore: they must die alone in windowless cells http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,1963337,00.html
Guardian columns

“…I haven't seen so many dirty snouts, and slimy arseholes crammed into such a small space since I last looked inside a sausage.”

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S2E6
Newswipe

“If love were a product, the queue at the faulty goods desk would stretch right round the universe and back. It doesn't work properly. The seams come apart and it's full of powdered glass.”

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The Guardian, 25 August 2006, Supposing... It's time to smother romance in its sleep http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,1858034,00.html
Guardian columns

“Don't accuse anyone with the temerity to question your sad supernatural fantasies of having a 'closed mind' or being 'blind to possibilities'. A closed mind asks no questions, unthinkingly accepting that which it wants to believe. The blindness is all yours.”

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,1963337,00.html
The Guardian, 4 December 2006, When it comes to psychics, my stance is hardcore: they must die alone in windowless cells http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,1963337,00.html
Guardian columns

“He could probably make you a cloud sandwich if you asked. Or a blancmange made of numbers.”

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On Heston Blumenthal.
[Screen Burn, http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columnists/story/0,,2193905,00.html, The Guardian, 20 October 2007, 2007-11-02]
Guardian columns, Screen Burn

“A lot of people think right-wingers aren't capable of being amusing at all. Not true. Mussolini looked hilarious swinging from that lamppost.”

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Screen Burn, The Guardian, 24 February 2007, 2007-08-19 http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columnists/story/0,,2019169,00.html,
Guardian columns, Screen Burn

“… The result is the most nauseating display of artificial camaraderie since the horrific Doritos "Friendchips" TV campaign (which caused 50,000 people to kill themselves in 2003, or should have done).”

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The Guardian.co.uk,28 August 2009
On Microsoft's Windows 7 Launch Party ad campaign
Guardian columns

“One of the side-effects of having your work appear in a public forum such as this is that people often email me asking for advice on how to break into writing, presumably figuring that if a drooling gum-brain like me can scrape a living witlessly pawing at a keyboard, there's hope for anyone.”

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Guardian columns

“You can't press a button to make Phil Mitchell jump over a turtle and land on a cloud (unless you've recently ingested a load of military-grade hallucinogens, in which case you can also make him climb inside his own face and start whistling colours).”

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The Guardian, 20 November 2006, Reality bytes back http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,1952430,00.html
On video games
Guardian columns

“President Barack Obama. President Barack Obama. Nope, still can't get used to it. It's literally too good to be true. I must've died in my sleep and am now having an insane fantasy pumped into my head by the Matrix. Any minute now Salma Hayek is going to float through the door with a tray of biscuits and I'll know the game's up.”

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The Guardian, 10 November 2008 http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/nov/10/barack-obama-zombies-running
Guardian columns

“Forgive my pants for remaining unshitten.”

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Discussing Twilight in The Guardian 12 July 2010. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jul/12/charlie-booker-twilights-unscary-monsters
Guardian columns

“Hello, I'm Charlie Brooker and you're watching Screenwipe, a programme all about television.”

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Introductory message on every episode of Screenwipe, usually said in an odd way (for example, with Brooker slapping himself as he says it).
Screenwipe

“You could grind a dog's head and a shoe together into a paste and spoon-feed it to me, and I'd probably think it was chicken liver pate, provided I kept my eyes closed, and provided you plucked all the dog hair out beforehand, and provided you'd managed to find a pestle and mortar big enough to mash it all up in, and provided - look, it wouldn't be worth it. I'm just saying I can't taste anything. There's no need to get carried away. What's the matter with you? You're an idiot.”

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On his lack of tastebuds due to a bad cold.
[Screen Burn, http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columnists/story/0,,2193905,00.html, The Guardian, 20 October 2007, 2008-07-30]
Guardian columns, Screen Burn

“The original cut of Ridley Scott's recent retelling of the Robin Hood legend contained a puzzling interlude during which Russell Crowe recited the URL for a pornographic website. The scene was dropped from the theatrical release at the last minute when it was discovered that a script supervisor had inadvertently pasted the contents of their clipboard into the script while trying to find the keyboard shortcut for "print."”

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The Guardian 4 October 2010 http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/oct/04/charlie-brooker-jonathan-franzen-book-pulped
Guardian columns

“Thoughtfully, just as Jabscreen owners everywhere were running out of apps to compare – and, by extension, anything to talk about – the nice droids at Apple Castle gifted them a whole new branch of conversation: the launch of the Jabscreen 4, which apparently is miles better than a regular Jabscreen, although no one can really explain why. Its most impressive feature is this: simply by existing, it suddenly makes your existing Olde Worlde vanilla Jabscreen seem rubbish. How can you enjoy sliding the little icons around on your Jabscreen 3 when you know that if you had a Jabscreen 4, those very same icons would be slightly sharper? The answer is you can't.”

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Guardian columns

“The insomniac brain comes in various flavours; different personality types you're forced to share your skull with for several hours. It's like being trapped in a lift with someone who won't shut up. Sometimes your companion is a peppy irritant who passes the time by humming half- remembered TV theme tunes until 7am. Other times it's a morose critic who has recently compiled a 1,500-page report on your innumerable failings and wants to run over it with you a few times before going to print. Worst of all is the hyper-aware sportscaster who offers an uninterrupted commentary describing which bits of your body are currently the least comfortable. No matter where you put that leg, he won't be satisfied. And he's convinced you've got one arm too many.”

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The Guardian 26 October 2009. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/26/charlie-brooker-sleeping-lessons
Guardian columns

“Super injunctions are interesting legal weapons really, they don't just gag the press, they gag them from mentioning the existence of the gag.”

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Newswipe

“At first glance, My Super Sweet 16 appears to be a sugary bit of reality drizzle about some irritating American brats, but the more you watch it the more you realize it’s actually a stonehearted exposé of everything that’s wrong with our faltering so-called civilization.”

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Screenwipe

“That's certainly made me think. It's made me think I don't want a television any more.”

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Discussing the end sequence of "The Execution of Gary Glitter" on Screenwipe Review of the Year 2009
Screenwipe

“Each episode follows an unbelievably spoiled rich and tiny sod as they prepare to throw a despicably opulent coming of age party for themselves and their squealing shitcake friends.”

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Screenwipe