„My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. “

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„“Don’t worry,” he told her.
“Me?” she said. “I never worry. It’s all going to end badly whether I worry or not.”“

—  Clive Barker author, film director and visual artist 1952
Part Thirteen “Magic Night”, Chapter ii “Shelter from the Storm”, Section 2 (p. 553)

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