„It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. “

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Rodney Dangerfield
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José Mourinho photo

„My wife is in Portugal with the dog. The dog is with my wife so the city of London is safe, the big threat is away.“

—  José Mourinho Portuguese association football player and manager 1963

After his Yorkshire Terrier had issues with customs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm
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„Yet fill my glass: give me one kiss:
My own sweet Alice, we must die.
There's somewhat in this world amiss
Shall be unriddled by and by.“

—  Alfred, Lord Tennyson British poet laureate 1809 - 1892

"The Miller's Daughter" (1832)
Contexto: Yet fill my glass: give me one kiss:
My own sweet Alice, we must die.
There's somewhat in this world amiss
Shall be unriddled by and by.
There's somewhat flows to us in life,
But more is taken quite away.
Pray, Alice, pray, my darling wife,
That we may die the self-same day.

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„I have the kiss of Walt Whitman still on my lip.“

—  Oscar Wilde Irish writer and poet 1854 - 1900

In a journal or later note by George Cecil Ives recording a meeting with Wilde in 1900, Oscar Wilde: Myths, Miracles and Imitations (Cambridge University Press,1996), John Stokes

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„Look at the sun sinkin' like a ship. Ain't that just like my heart, babe. When you kissed my lips?“

—  Bob Dylan American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist 1941

Song lyrics, It Ain't Me Babe
Contexto: Go away from my window,
Leave at your own chosen speed,
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I'm not the one you need.
You say you're looking for someone,
Who's never weak but always strong,
To protect you and defend you,
Whether you are right or wrong,
Someone to open each and every door,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're looking for, babe.

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„Kiss my hands, Love, make them feel caressed
Kiss them as if we two were only siblings,
Two birds singing in the sun and in the same nest.Kiss them, Love!… The wildest fantasy is at my fingertips
To hold those kisses locked within my hands
The kisses that I dreamed were for my lips!“

—  Florbela Espanca Portuguese poet 1894 - 1930

Beija-me as mãos, Amor, devagarinho...
Como se os dois nascessemos irmãos,
Aves cantando, ao sol, no mesmo ninho...<p>Beija-mas bem!... Que fantasia louca
Guardar assim, fechados, nestas mãos,
Os beijos que sonhei pra minha boca!
Quoted in Presença literária (2001), p. 70
Translated by John D. Godinho
Book of Sorrows (1919), "Amiga"

„Drink to me with your eyes alone…. And if you will, take the cup to your lips and fill it with kisses, and give it so to me.“

—  Philostratus Lucius Flavius Philostratus, Greek sophist of Roman imperial period 170

XXIV. Quoted in Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations (1922), p. 801-03.
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„From the moment you said, "Why haven't you kissed me yet" I knew I'd wipe that paint from your lips.“

—  Josh Homme American musician 1973

"Skin on Skin", Lullabies to Paralyze (2005)
Lyrics, Queens of the Stone Age

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„All Asiatics are cruel dogs. All they captured of my soldiers, they beat to death. The Russian soldiers are very brave, stable, tough.“

—  Sepp Dietrich German SS commander 1892 - 1966

To Leon Goldensohn, February 28, 1946, from "The Nuremberg Interviews" - by Leon Goldensohn, Robert Gellately - History - 2004

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