„It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. “

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„Yet fill my glass: give me one kiss:
My own sweet Alice, we must die.
There's somewhat in this world amiss
Shall be unriddled by and by.“

—  Alfred, Lord Tennyson British poet laureate 1809 - 1892
Context: Yet fill my glass: give me one kiss: My own sweet Alice, we must die. There's somewhat in this world amiss Shall be unriddled by and by. There's somewhat flows to us in life, But more is taken quite away. Pray, Alice, pray, my darling wife, That we may die the self-same day. "The Miller's Daughter" (1832)

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„For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.“

—  Judy Garland actress, singer and vaudevillian from the United States 1922 - 1969

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„I have the kiss of Walt Whitman still on my lip.“

—  Oscar Wilde Irish writer and poet 1854 - 1900
In a journal or later note by George Cecil Ives recording a meeting with Wilde in 1900, Oscar Wilde: Myths, Miracles and Imitations (Cambridge University Press,1996), John Stokes.

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„Drink to me with your eyes alone…. And if you will, take the cup to your lips and fill it with kisses, and give it so to me.“

—  Philostratus Lucius Flavius Philostratus, Greek sophist of Roman imperial period 170
XXIV. Quoted in Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations (1922), p. 801-03.

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„It has been related that dogs drink at the river Nile running along, that they may not be seized by the crocodiles.“

—  Phaedrus Latin fabulist and probably a Thracian slave
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„Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!“

—  Mike Lange Canadian sportscaster 1948
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„77. When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.“

—  George Herbert Welsh-born English poet, orator and Anglican priest 1593 - 1633

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„Look at the sun sinkin' like a ship. Ain't that just like my heart, babe. When you kissed my lips?“

—  Bob Dylan American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist 1941
Context: Go away from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed, I'm not the one you want, babe, I'm not the one you need. You say you're looking for someone, Who's never weak but always strong, To protect you and defend you, Whether you are right or wrong, Someone to open each and every door, But it ain't me, babe, No, no, no, it ain't me, babe, It ain't me you're looking for, babe.

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„My ability to persuade my wife to marry me [was] quite my most brilliant achievement …“

—  Winston S. Churchill Prime Minister of the United Kingdom 1874 - 1965
Context: My ability to persuade my wife to marry me [was] quite my most brilliant achievement … Of course, it would have been impossible for any ordinary man to have got through what I had to go through in peace and war without the devoted aid of what we call, in England, one’s better half. As cited in Churchill by Himself (2008), ed. Langworth, PublicAffairs, p. 511,

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