„No wonder you've so few friends; you're unbelievable!“

—  Peter Cook

To God.
Bedazzled (1967)
Contexto: All right, you great git, you've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with concrete runways, motorways, aircraft, television, automobiles, advertising, plastic flowers, frozen food and supersonic bangs. I'll make it so noisy and disgusting that even you'll be ashamed of yourself! No wonder you've so few friends; you're unbelievable!

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Peter Cook
1937 - 1995

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