„Here’s to the people we’ve met,
And to the people we’ve fucked,
And to those of us
Who’ve had no such luck.
Here’s to beer in the glass,
And vodka in the cup.
Here’s to pokin’ her in the ass
So she won’t get knocked up.
Here’s to all of you,
And here’s to me,
Together as friends
we’ll always be.
But if we should ever disagree,
Then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE’S TO ME!“
— Tucker Max Internet personality; blogger; author 1975
Approximately 26 minutes into the movie, when Tucker and his friends are talking up a bachelorette party.