„If you tell me 2 + 2 is 4, and I know it is, then you... shove marbles up your ass, I go "Damn, Anthony shoves marbles in his ass?" But [the fact that you shove marbles in your ass] doesn't invalidate 2 + 2 = 4.“

—  Patrice O'Neal, May 10, 2011
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American stand-up comedian, radio personality, and actor 1969 - 2011
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