„Sex. If you want it badly that's how you're going to get it.“

Attention Scum! (2001), How To Live (2005)

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British comedian 1967

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„You're going to radiate health. You're going to have a better sex drive. That's what shifting away from meat and dairy does“

—  James Cameron Canadian film director 1954

Interview http://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/nutrition/james-cameron-why-i-eat-a-vegan-diet-20150915 with John Gaudiosi in Men's Journal (15 September 2015)
Contexto: [About veganism] You're going to be healthier, you're going to live longer, you're going to look better. You're going to have fewer zits. You're going to be slimmer. You're going to radiate health. You're going to have a better sex drive. That's what shifting away from meat and dairy does. My whole family did this, and we're doing spectacularly well from a health standpoint. I have not had a single sniffle, not a flu, not a cold, nothing that's taken me offline as much as an hour in three and a half years.

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„Get up,
Get on up.
Stay on the scene.
Get on up,
Like a Sex Machine.
Get on up,
Get up.
Shake your arm,
Then use your form.
Stay on the scene, like a Sex Machine.
You gotta have the feeling,
Sure as you're born.“

—  James Brown American singer, songwriter, musician, and recording artist 1933 - 2006

Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine, written with Bobby Byrd and Ron Lenhoff (1970)
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„A very poor kid came up to me after a talk and said 'I want to go blow up a factory.' I asked how old he was and he said 17. I said 'have you ever had sex?' He said 'no.' I said 'just remember if you get caught you aren't going to have sex for twenty years at least.'“

—  Derrick Jensen American environmentalist 1960

That's not saying that one person having sex is worth the salmon. I'm not saying it's a reason not to act, I'm saying don't be stupid.

Interview with The A Word Magazine, March-April 2005.

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„You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.“

—  Steve Martin American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer 1945

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„If you're not a sex symbol, you're in trouble.“

—  Helen Gurley Brown American author, editor, publisher, and businesswoman 1922 - 2012

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„If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay or married.“

—  Jeff Foxworthy American stand-up comedian 1958

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)
Variante: If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

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„Sex without death gets you single-celled algae and fungi; sex with a mortal soma gets you the rest of the eukaryotic creatures.“

—  Ursula Goodenough, livro The Sacred Depths of Nature

Fonte: The Sacred Depths of Nature (1998), p. 151
Contexto: Sex without death gets you single-celled algae and fungi; sex with a mortal soma gets you the rest of the eukaryotic creatures. Death is the price paid to have trees, and clams and birds and grasshoppers, and death is the price paid to have human consciousness, to be aware of all that shimmering awareness and all that love.

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„Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.“

—  Bryan Lee O'Malley Artist 1979

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„This means you want to do sex in your house with your door open. And show to people the way you are doing sex.“

—  Pahlaj Nihalani

On kissing scenes in films, as quoted in " You want to do sex in your house with your door open http://www.punemirror.in/pune/cover-story/You-want-to-do-sex-in-your-house-with-your-door-open/articleshow/49875892.cms" Pune Mirror (22 November 2015)

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„Eric Nies: You're going to stop the whole country from having sex?
Christine O'Donnell: Yeah. Yeah!
Eric Nies: You're living on a prayer if you think that's going to happen.
Christine O'Donnell: That's not true. I'm a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste.“

—  Christine O'Donnell American Tea Party politician and former Republican Party candidate 1969

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2010-09-24
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/24/christine-odonnell-will-s_n_738276.html
2010-10-20
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„I swear people don't want sex so much as they want somebody who'll listen to 'em … the first thing you learn after fellatio is how to listen.“

—  Lily Tomlin American actress, comedian, writer, and producer 1939

Contributions of Jane Wagner, The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)

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