„I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.“

—  Mitch Hedberg, Just For Laughs: On The Edge - 2002
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