„I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur.“

— Ted Haggard, KRDO http://www.krdo.com/Global/story.asp?S=8556903, retrieved June 26, 2008

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„I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom who?' and when he said 'Tom Jones' I told him to eff off! I thought it was a wind-up!“

— Ricky Hatton English former professional boxer 1978
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„I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.“

— Bob Hope American comedian, actor, singer and dancer 1903 - 2003
He arrived in Saigon on the day that Vietcong agents blew up an American officers' billet. New York Times obituary, July 28, 2003 http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/28/obituaries/28CND-HOPE.html?pagewanted=1

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„I know that journalism largely consists in saying 'Lord Jones Dead' to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive.“

— G. K. Chesterton English mystery novelist and Christian apologist 1874 - 1936
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„An itinerant masseur, massaging the politically erogenous zones.“

— David Lange New Zealand politician and 32nd Prime Minister of New Zealand 1942 - 2005
Source: Heinemann Dictionary of New Zealand Quotations (1988), p. 399. Of Jim Bolger, Leader of the Opposition during the 1987 election campaign.

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„How did you go bankrupt?' Bill asked.
'Two ways,' Mike said. 'Gradually and then suddenly.“

— Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
Book 2, Ch. 13 Mike's response is often misquoted as "It occurs first very slowly, then all at once."


„I think he was greeted when he arrived at the hotel in Brazil by a topless model and a guy dressed as Donald Duck.“

— Ian Darke British association football and boxing commentator 1950
United States v. Portugal https://web.archive.org/web/20140706035347/http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/22/5832892/ian-darke-cristiano-ronaldo-topless-model-donald-duck (22 June 2014).

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„From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me.“

— Alice Cooper American rock singer, songwriter and musician 1948
Context: From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans. As quoted in Philadelphia Daily News (3 March 2006).

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