„You already have one asshole, you don't need another one“

Fonte: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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„You don't need words — just one kiss, then another.“

—  Kate Bush British recording artist; singer, songwriter, musician and record producer 1958

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„One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.“

—  Margaret Mead American anthropologist 1901 - 1978

Attributed in The Quotable Woman (1991) by the Running Press, p. 53
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„To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.“

—  Josip Broz Tito Yugoslav revolutionary and statesman 1892 - 1980

Robert Service, Stalin: A Biography (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 2005), p. 592.
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„I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one.“

—  David Gilmour guitarist, singer, best known as a member of Pink Floyd 1946

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„Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.“

—  Greg Behrendt American comedian 1963

Fonte: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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„…you are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole… You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don't anymore.“

—  Theo de Raadt systems software engineer 1968

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„To do successful research, you don't need to know everything, you just need to know one thing that isn't known.“

—  Arthur Leonard Schawlow American physicist 1921 - 1999

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„Because to eat, sleep, reproduce and die one day, you don't need this kind of a body, you don't need this kind of intelligence.“

—  Sadhguru Yogi, mystic, visionary and humanitarian 1957

Encounter the Enlightened (2001)
Contexto: There is something else which needs to be looked at beyond the dimension of the body and mind. If that dimension is not experienced, once you have come in the human form, if you do not experience yourself beyond the limitations of this body and mind, I would say this human form has been wasted upon you. Because to eat, sleep, reproduce and die one day, you don't need this kind of a body, you don't need this kind of intelligence.

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„You don't want another Enron? Here's the law: If you have a company, and it can't explain, in one sentence… what it does… it's illegal!“

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„Men have no special rights simply because they belong to one race or another. When you say "men," you have already imbued them with all their rights.“

—  José Martí Poet, writer, Cuban nationalist leader 1853 - 1895

Variant translation: Men have no special right because they belong to one race or another: the word man defines all rights.
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„I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.“

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