„MAN: Kick him-he'll forgive you. Flatter him-he may or may not see through you. But ignore him and he'll hate you“
— Idries Shah writer and Sufi teacher 1924 - 1996
„I can't stand Willy wet-leg,
can't stand him at any price.
He's resigned, and when you hit him
he lets you hit him twice.“
— D.H. Lawrence English novelist, poet, playwright, essayist, literary critic and painter 1885 - 1930
Willy Wet Leg (1929)
„I hope when he dies, he does become a tree. I hope he's in the middle of the wilderness and he's doing his tree thing. Whatever it is trees do. I know they do a lot of work with breezes. And wouldn't it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness, through the woods, a huge sweaty guy with an ax comes long? Sees him... [tree-chopping motions]. Chops him down, smash! Put a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throw him into a sawmill and grind him up. [Nuzzsaw noise] Then you pound him down into paper, and once he's paper, you print the Bible on him.“
— Dane Cook American actor and comedian 1972
„Three days later we went after him again, and this time we got him. Not a mark on him. We got him. We brought him back into our base there and we had a Sea Land container set up to hold prisoners in, and I said put him in there. They put him in there, there was one guard with him. I said search him, they searched him, and then I walked in with no one in there but the guard, and I looked at him and said, "Are you Osman Atto?" And he said "Yes." And I said, "Mr. Atto, you underestimated our God."“
— William G. Boykin Recipient of the Purple Heart medal 1949
Web Archives: Homestead.co, "General Boykin Bio" http://web.archive.org/web/20040207103627/www.homestead.com/prosites-prs/generalboykin.html, Jan, 2003.
„When you give a man a dole, you deny him his dignity, and when you deny him his dignity you rob him of his destiny.“
— Zig Ziglar American motivational speaker 1926 - 2012
„A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?“
— Alan Ayckbourn English playwright 1939
"A Crash Course in Playwriting" (1993) http://education.alanayckbourn.net/EducationInterviewsPlaywriting.htm.
„The Police report said they stabbed this guy 51 times.... bludgeoned him in the head with a heavy object 13 times and they shot him twice.... so I figure this guy's by the door on the way out going.... YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE YET, DO YOU?!.... YOU HAVEN'T SHOVED A CHAINSAW UP MY ASS YET!.... MY HEAD'S STILL ON MY TORSO!!.... I'M GLAD YOU FUCKERS CAN HANDLE YOUR HIGH!“
— Sam Kinison American comedian 1953 - 1992
On Manson-family murder victim Wojciech Frykowski
„We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!“
— Karl Rove American political consultant and policy advisor 1950
Ron Suskind, Esquire, January 2003 http://www.ronsuskind.com/newsite/articles/archives/000032.html