Citações Rodney Dangerfield

„What a childhood I had. My mother never breast-fed me. She said she liked me as a friend.“

—  Rodney Dangerfield

Fonte: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 19

„I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.“

—  Rodney Dangerfield

Fonte: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 59

„I was an ugly kid. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.“

—  Rodney Dangerfield

Fonte: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 17

„There goes the neighborhood.“

—  Rodney Dangerfield

Epitaph, quoted in Patricia Brooks, Laid to Rest in California (2006), p. 20

„I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.“

—  Rodney Dangerfield

Variante: I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
Fonte: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 8

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